If you're going through hell...

Get the best-selling Rynski book.

Award-winning author Ryn Gargulinski shows you how to trade the hell of third-dimensional living for a fourth-dimensional, happified life.

Controversy over new Rynski book

Garden gnomes revolt

“Why does the title mention kicking us? What did we ever do to you?”

'It was a fight to the death'

“Two gargantuan sewer rats were battling it out in the shower, propped on their hind legs like furry fat boxers. If it had not been so horrifying, it might have actually been funny.”

Read what happens next in the new book by Ryn Gargulinski.

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‘I Can see why ryn’s writing wins awards’

Best-Selling Book

by Ryn Gargulinski

Rynski went from a scruffy drunken rebel without a house on the streets of New York City to an award-winning writer, artist and speaker thriving in Florida (who is only scruffy every other Thursday).

This book tells you how it happened, complete with handy tips along the way. Come along for the ride, and you’ll discover:

  • How to get out of kissing a scrawny squatter without making him mad
  • What happens when you drink an entire bottle of gin in 52 seconds
  • Why it’s dangerous to date people who keep crossbows under their bed
  • Tips for attaining, maintaining and falling in love with a life in recovery
  • How to create a personalized spiritual connection that gives you everything you need to thrive…and more!

This journey of recovery and self-discovery comes with real-life lessons and strategies for making magic in your own life. 

Written in Ryn’s brutally honest, no-nonsense style, get ready to laugh, learn and perhaps pick up a lesson or two about transforming even the greatest hell into something that helps you grow and soar. 

‘Ryn is a Spiritual Powerhouse’ 

I always knew I wanted to share my writing and art with the world. But I tried to drink myself to death instead.

It didn’t work. So in 1999, I got sober, got spiritual and got entrepreneurial, creating a mini-empire of products and services designed to happify your business, your environment and your overall life.

Here’s hoping my “Hell on Earth” book is one of them!  


Self-help, lots of laughs, or both

Rynski Books

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How to Get through Hell on Earth 

Without Drinking a Keg or Kicking a Garden Gnome 

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The 12 Steps for Everyone

Adaptation of the steps for folks not in recovery

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Big Book of Illustrated Affirmations

Change your thoughts, change your life

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Fun with Crystals: Workbook & Guide

Learn how to create a delightful connection with crystals

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Little Book of Big Jerks [GREAT GIFT!]

Fast, fun illustrated guide for dealing with difficult people

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The Rynski Doggie Dictionary

Illustrated dog terms, expressions and proverbs

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Rats Incredible

An illustrated dictionary of rats

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Bony Yoga 

Illustrated yoga guide with skeletons depicting the poses

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The Septic Bucket List

22 Things NOT to do Before You Die

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The Boy Who Had Moldy Cheese Pizza Under His Bed

A horrible fable with a tragic end

don’t get left out in the cold – or should we say the heat? 

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